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PostSubject: Mission Thread: Niqqas Gotta Eat   9th December 2015, 2:28 pm

Armen woke up this morning with a roaring pain in his stomach. This sound only meant that he was hungry, but today wasnt like any other day. On this day, that faithful morning, Hamanoochra ate the final bowl of cereal. Upon that realization, Armen knew that the world as he knew it, was coming to an end. He scavenged like a beast for signs of food worthy of being devoured by a growing boy of his stature. At last, there was nothing left for him but celery sticks and sugar water that Ludacrisa had made yesterday. Out raged by his misfortune he walked throughout the house looking for signs of his relatives. He had his emotions set on giving them a piece of his mind but to his dismay, none were about. It seems that lately they've been going about without him. But the moment a thought of being left out crosses his strong mind, he would shrug and say to himself in low voice, "mane i dun give a fuhk". He would walk aggressively towards the fridge and open the door with the same attitude. he would grab the celery sticks and eat them, disguested by the lack of flavor. Once done he would grab the sugar water, and notice some ants in it. "Mane i dun give a fuhk", he'd say as he gulps it down along with the ants. He would then get geared up and walk around the street. As he moved about he would notice the kages office and think of all the food and money that must reside in there. After all the kage does push big contracts.

Without further thought he would barge in and demand to meet the kage. When he was asked if he was here to take a mission, he would just go along with it and say yes. "Yea bruh, im here to do a comission thang lik u said". He would make his way to the office not knowing if the kage is even there, but making sure to grab a handful of candy and shove them into his pockets along the way. " Ey, kage mane , niqqa hungry! whatchu got to eat mane im on a mission!"
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PostSubject: Re: Mission Thread: Niqqas Gotta Eat   9th December 2015, 2:43 pm

The assistant was reading a fashion magazine apparently Jasmine just released her fall collection and wow they were just gorgeous, she was going to have to save up but she just had to have those shoes. Her slacking was promptly interrupted by the sound of stomping and someone stealing the candy she kept in the front of her desk. She would sigh, peering above her magazine to look at the person who was interupting her read and notice the genin standing there saying words that she didn't understand. "Sigh...they just keep getting dumber and dumber. Maybe if I give him a mission he'll leave me alone." she thought to herself while chewing her bubblegum and would use her foot to open the desk where she kept the D-rank missions, once she put away the magazine she would take out one of them.

We have...Babysitting, Gardening, Fence Painting & Grocery Delivery. she said popping her gum at the end as she stared at the boy already growing aggravated by his presence. Then again assistants were hired based on how shapely their assets were not their friendly personality or anything like that. The Abisukage liked his assistants nice and perky, front and back so while she was rather attractive her personality was absolutely horrible. Well horrible to anyone but her boss she knew how to fake being nice, unfortunately for the genin he wasn't her boss. "Judging by your look, Fence Painting should be what your good for. Here you go, enjoy." she said dropping the scroll in front of him on the table and then going back to reading her magazine wordlessly dismissing him.

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PostSubject: Re: Mission Thread: Niqqas Gotta Eat   9th December 2015, 4:34 pm

Armen having completed his mission made his way back to the kages office. On his way there he thought of all the bold and disgusting things that he was going to call her to her face. Yes, he felt that she was going to be shoke up by the word bombing that he was about to unleash upon her. In Armen's mind, she shouldve never tried him, she had definately crossed that line. There was no way he was going home tonight without letting her have it. Once there he would aggressively barge in through the office door. `Oh yes, imma call her a bish!`. He came up to her desk, looked her straight in the eye and just let her have it! " Ummm Excuse me ms... uh I'm dun! Wat i get fo dis?" . Wait what? what happened to the build up. The words Armen, the words!

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PostSubject: Re: Mission Thread: Niqqas Gotta Eat   9th December 2015, 8:21 pm

"Sigh, it's so hot, in here. I feel like taking off all my clothes." The assistant thought to herself as this time she wasn't reading a magazine but rather fanning herself with a small tessen, her white shirt was slightly damp and her black bra could be seen underneath, in fact she had even unbuttoned a few so she could air out. Apparently the fuinjutsu regulating the temperature was busted again so it was annoying hot, though honestly it just made her look even more attractive. She would hold her hand out for the mission scroll so she could write completed and would open another drawer counting out the funds for the mission completion and then handing it to him. Well you can either take another mission or you can go home. If you do want to take another mission here's a Gardening mission. she said nicer than before but it was mainly because it was too hot for her to stress out and be irritable.

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PostSubject: Re: Mission Thread: Niqqas Gotta Eat   9th December 2015, 8:38 pm

Armen seeing the approval placed on his previous mission gave him a sense of pride. It had felt as if he was really contributing to the village, and even more so the nation. He would reach for another mission thinking that he would be able to make another much needed dollar to feel his family when he would notice that her clothes are barely doing their job of concealing her top half. 'da fuhhhhkk' , he would think to himself while in a momentary trans at the sight of her under garment. 'nah stay focused, ma niqqa, you gotta make dat ends meat. lik da peeps round here be sayin. To be honest dat kinda meat sounds gud rit now'. After talking himself back into focus, Armen would take the scroll and cut his eyes at her as a sign of defiance. As he would walk out, he would let a loud sucking of his teeth be heard followed by the shutting of the door.


Few hours later Armen would return to the office all dirty and smelly but with a big sanwhich in his hand. He was just chewing away as he puts down the signed documents for his last mission. "All a niqqa needed wus sum damn food. nah brutha can keep gettin paid. gimme anotha one!"
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PostSubject: Re: Mission Thread: Niqqas Gotta Eat   10th December 2015, 12:50 pm

Thankfully an hour or so after the kid left the resident seal master would come along and fix the seals regulating the temperature so it would return the office back to it's normal temperature. However this time if the boy entered he would not find the assistant at the desk instead a small sign would be placed on her table. Out to Lunch. Explaining exactly why she wasn't here at the moment, looking at the clock it wasn't lunch time at all but then again she was an assistant so perhaps she wasn't at lunch at all, but rather she was the "lunch". Now if one had sensitive hearing, perhaps Kurogane sensitive then they'd be able to make out muffled moans coming from well, somewhere if not well then said individual would just have to either come back another time or wait until she was done with her "lunch break".

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PostSubject: Re: Mission Thread: Niqqas Gotta Eat   11th December 2015, 11:00 pm

Armen was just in shocked. He had to lie to get the sandwich that he had. He nearly starved to death and this assistant would go to lunch without her. Armen believing fully that she had gone to lunch and could not hear moaning. But what he would do is sneak on over to the other side of the desk and check the drawer in which she would pull the missions from earlier." Dawg you aint gunna tell dis niqqa notin about a lunch break. Niqqas got work to stay paid". He would then pull out a D rank. " Baby Sitting. now dats wat im talking bout. A/C and food. Now dats what a brutha is gunna do". Armen would head out not investigating anything at all.
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