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PostSubject: Hobo with a shotgun   10th July 2017, 4:43 am

Oh gods, what a fuckin' night. It started out all right, finished a contract, got messed up at the local Tavern, destroyed said bar. Nothing out of the ordinary, so why was his head killing him? The massive Tortoise Faunus would roll out of the makeshift bed he fashioned out of broken furniture from the bar previously mentioned, twas normal for him to sleep in such conditions, almost comfortable for him. After a loud thud from hitting the ground, Krogan would begin recounting the drinks he had the night before, an action he regretted since he regretted instantly as it always made his head hurt to count. "What the fuck did we drink last night? He would let out as he pushed himself onto his feet with a pained grunt. He needed two things to shake off this hangover, more of what got him fucked up to begin with, and a fight to shake off the physical aches. "Mater! The fuck happened last night!?!" He shouted to his weaponkin companion, not really caring whether or not she could hear him, he just needed to shout as well.

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PostSubject: Re: Hobo with a shotgun   10th July 2017, 5:34 am

Ma'to was still passed out up until the point when he began to yell for her. Being long adjusted to being woken up in that way it didn't take much to actually wake her, albeit nobody but Krogan could wake her in such a quick manner. "Ugh, the fuck have I told you about yelling the morning after!" She was still on her back as she grabbed a bottle nearby. She kicked her legs up to get her up to sitting, using that momentum to rocket said bottle right at his shell back. The whole room was still spinning, grabbing hold of a bar stool to held her up on to her shaky feet and noticing of all things she was shirtless. "... what the shit happened?" Looking behind her was a guy knocked out cold still from the night before and holding her ripped shirt. "... FUCKIN' ASS HOLE!" He was knocked out, but she still gave him a few kicks and taking her shirt back and tying it in place to cover up again. "Ugh, we celebrated a job well done. We got drunk. Same old, pretty much,"

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PostSubject: Re: Hobo with a shotgun   10th July 2017, 5:54 am

Krogan would grunt as the liquor bottle shattered against his shell, he hardly felt anything from it, but it certainly hurt the ears. That bitch....... His head was throbbing and she decides to make even more noise. As she was busy assaulting some unlucky guy who got to second base with Tsuma'to, Krogan would charge at her using D rank strength in an attempt to knock her down. "My head is killing me, and you start yelling and smashing shit?" He shouted as he came barreling through the debris of the broken bar, whether or not his attempt would make it the Krogan would leap the final couple of feet to let his body weight do most of the damage.

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PostSubject: Re: Hobo with a shotgun   10th July 2017, 6:01 am

Ma'to wasn't paying attention, slammed right in to and back against the floor, "Oh my god! You fucking started shouting first!" She knew her own yelling at close range would just piss him off more, but that was kind of their thing. "Now get the fuck off me," She spoke softer to at least help his ears, but she would still make her point in headbutting him. An action she immediately regretting due to her own hangover. "Ooooh shit! Why did I do that?! Dammit!" She thrashed under him gripping her head, and then her stomach, "Ugh, I need food."

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PostSubject: Re: Hobo with a shotgun   10th July 2017, 6:17 am

The Krogan would groan as the girl would headbutt him in order to try and get him off, which only made a slight throb in his noggin. "Heh heh heh, nice try" He would say with his toothy grin before retaliating in the same manner as she graced him, only backed with D rank strength. "But I hit harder..." With that done Krogan would get up slowly, making sure to lift up Tsuma'to by her arm so as not to completely piss her off, her gravity tricks are a pain in the ass. His own stomach was making whale calls the moment, so food and a drink would be good for the time being.

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PostSubject: Re: Hobo with a shotgun   10th July 2017, 6:25 am

Ma'to knew she fucked up, just headbutting him herself hurt, but when he was doing it back and he was certainly stronger than her. She'd only just woke up and with an enormous hangover, so she simply didn't have her own strength back yet. The headbutt itself very nearly knocked her right back out whilst she was being pulled up again. "Mother of fuck, gotta not headbutt in the morning," She muttered to herself finally getting a chance to look around the bar again. Very shortly after her stomach seemed to imitate his own. "You know, I don't know what's more annoying. Your damn war cry, or the god awful noises your gut makes,"

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PostSubject: Re: Hobo with a shotgun   10th July 2017, 6:53 am

The Krogan would let out a loud laugh when Mater decided to make fun of his stomach rumble, and would pat her on the back as he started to walk out the wreckage of the bar. "Both are signs that something is about to get fucked up, kitchen or battlefield" He said as he started to wonder exactly how they survived this bar, but another loud rumble had indicated that food was more important. So he would lift his nose high up and breathe in deep to pick up a scent, what scent you might be asking? Any that could fill his gut. After a few seconds of sniffing, he found the smell of food and booze nearby. "This way Lightweight, this way to battle" Krogan said as he led the way down the street to a bar that seemed to be just opening for business for the day, shame it wouldn't be up for very much longer. Once in the establishment, voices went quiet as many eyes watched the duo entering the bar. "What the hell was I drinking last night?"

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PostSubject: Re: Hobo with a shotgun   10th July 2017, 7:09 am

"Seriously, still wanna call me Lightweight? At least I didn't get so damn drunk I started drinking toilet cleaner," Ma'to would shove him in the shoulder after he hit her on the back, "That's also an answer by the way. You tried to drink toilet cleaner." She pat him on the back soothingly. "So where we goin' boy? Wha'cha smell?" She was quickly perking up again and back to normal, especially as she was speaking to him much like someone would speak to a dog. But in fairness he brought it on himself for sniffing at the air like that.

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PostSubject: Re: Hobo with a shotgun   11th July 2017, 1:38 am

"You're fuckin' with me....... Right?" Krogan would say in a pained voice, he was really hoping she was indeed messing with his head because that just wasn't cool at all. As they walked through the new bar, he would let out a growl to intimidate the other from bothering them. Well that and to also clear out a table for them to get rid of their hangovers, which luckily enough to happen as they moved to a table in the center of the establishment. "As much food as possible, and the strongest booze you got!" He shouted over towards the bartender and turned back to his companion. "So when's the next job?"

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PostSubject: Re: Hobo with a shotgun   11th July 2017, 6:59 am

Ma'to wouldn't even answer his question, just grinning wide at him. In truth it had even been her who had dared him to, but even then it was little more than a shot. Any normal person might've immediately thrown up but the bastard did have a tough stomach. She walked in to the place behind Krogan, letting him clear the path and settling down on a seat opposite, absentmindedly putting her booted feet up on on of the vacant chairs to the side of them. "Pfft, hell if I know. I might be the brains of this duo but we spend most of the time drinking or fighting. Not much time to socialise. Don'cha got any more contacts we can hit up?"

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PostSubject: Re: Hobo with a shotgun   13th July 2017, 7:38 am

Krogan would groan at his partner's silence towards his toilet cleaner question, he was seriously hoping that she was messing with him. He really didn't care if he did drink the stuff, it was just weird as hell. "Well we need to get some money flowing, so any ideas?" He would ask Mater just as the server came to drop off their drinks, which his statement caused the woman to arch an eyebrow as she returned to her other duties.

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PostSubject: Re: Hobo with a shotgun   13th July 2017, 9:53 am

Ma'to would flash a smile to their server bringing them drinks before her face quickly set back into the blank expression she so often portraited. "Well I mean you could sell your junk. Probably a lot of high payers for warrior kids," She answered him with the tone of seriousness, even if it were only a bluff. "Or... I dunno..."

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PostSubject: Re: Hobo with a shotgun   17th July 2017, 9:26 am

Krogan would take a a few gulps of his drink as his partner prattled on about selling shit they didn't own, seemed that when he asked about money, he had to be the smrt one. Well that and apparently this bar's strongest drink tasted like sewage. "When I say the strongest you got, I meant stronger than this watered down horse piss!" He would shout towards the bar, slamming his mug on the table with enough force to lift the table off the ground from the rebound. After showing his dominance to the bar, Krogan would look over at his partner with a half cocked grin on his ugly face. "What about that place you take out money to, that one that has all that money inside of it?"

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PostSubject: Re: Hobo with a shotgun   17th July 2017, 9:44 am

Ma'to knew exactly what was about to happen, lifting her own mug of her drink off of the table before Krogan could slam it, keeping hers from being spilt. She wouldn't even look around, she knew his outburst would grab everyone's attention. Taking up a small pebble from the floor she would just flick it at the big guy's nose. "Ok, one, you mean a bank. And two, if you wanna rob a bank, maybe not announce it right when you've made so much noise that everyone is looking at the hulking guy and the skinny bitch he's sat drinking with."

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PostSubject: Re: Hobo with a shotgun   17th July 2017, 6:20 pm

Krogan would let out a loud laugh as Tsuma'to would go off about robbing a bank, to be perfectly honest he was just going to suggest asking for a loan so they could get some better gear. Now however thanks to his hungover friend, he had a new idea rattling around in his own battered brain. "Hadn't thought of that, thanks" Krogan said with a toothy grin before his stomach decided yet again to try it's hand at whale calling, which got the attention of the other patrons as they all started laughing. It would still be a few minutes for their food to come out, and he was getting impatient waiting. Feeling antsy now, and with cash on the brain, the Krogan would stand up while reaching over the table to grab his partner by the back of her shirt to pick her up. "Change now if you don't wanna get hurt" With that said and done he would place Tsuma'to on his shoulder as he walked out of the bar. "And My Food Better Be Ready When I Get Back!"

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PostSubject: Re: Hobo with a shotgun   17th July 2017, 6:39 pm

Ma'to just buried her head into her hands as his stomach sounded like a construction site eating another construction site in the same way Krogan did after drinking a brewery and finding a meat stand. She only looked up again when she was being grabbed by the shirt, immediately starting to punch at his arm, "Get your fucking hands off of there you overgrown wart!" Her insults weren't anything new, but it did at least mean he got her attention. She grunted as she was thrown over his shoulder before she even changed her form. "... Dammit," She would slip from his grip slightly as she finally switched to her shotgun form, mainly as it caused her clothing to vanish. She landed back into his grip. "You know the damn rules about touching me and where," She chastised him from over his shoulder.

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PostSubject: Re: Hobo with a shotgun   18th July 2017, 7:08 am

"Heh heh heh" Krogan would chuckle at Tsuma'to's objections to being handled in such a way, her feeble strikes were tickling him before she turned herself into her shotgun form. Glad she wasn't objecting to the bank heist at the moment, but pretty sure soon enough she'd pipe up about it. Once he was out of the bar, he would scan the streets as he moved through the crowd, trying to spot the object of his desires at the moment. "This is happening whether uou like it or not, so might as well tell me which way we are going?"

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PostSubject: Re: Hobo with a shotgun   18th July 2017, 7:53 am

"W-Wait you're serious?!" Ma'to screamed at him as he carried her out over his shoulder. "Ugh, this is a terrible idea Krogan. ... It's down the road, second on the right, then take a left. But for fuck sakes I know you like a fight but do not risk my damn life because you want a quick pay day!" Nothing about this sit right, she just felt this was going to end badly, one of them was going to get hurt, or some big name hunters would be sent after them. Y'know, not the good endings.

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